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 Oh God that's just brought back a Bloot Inside Me You Can’t Scare Me I Work For Amazon Shirt humiliating memory of when I used to work at a petting zoo/farm. They had a massive turkey that would just chase me around the farmyard and corner me whenever he spotted me. I even had my own alarm call over the radio so one of the other members of staff could intervene and chase him off it happened so frequently. Turns out he just sensed I'm a little bitch.... When I lived in Kentucky out in the sticks our neighbor had a Guard Turkey named Elvis. It was very friendly with the guy who owned it but terrorized everyone, and everything else. That motherfucker was HUGE and took shit from no one. It would regularly chase stray dogs off the property and the mailman wouldn't deliver packages to him anymore because of Elvis. We would be sitting on the porch and hear it gobbling, and we would all nervously laugh and make sure he wasn't sneaking up on us. Elvis wound up being attacked by two strays and while he managed to chase them away he died from his wounds. Craziest shit I have ever seen. There was this big group that was sometimes around my school and one day during a basketball game I took the route outside that was a little faster to the cafeteria and ran into them. I broke my phone out to take a picture... 

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