Funny The Golden Ghouls T-Shirt
We used to Funny The Golden Ghouls T-Shirt keep turkeys. When my youngest daughter was around 2yo, she kept a length of poly pipe to use as her "Dooka Dooka" stick. (Dooka Dooka was her name for turkeys) Those turkeys would have a go at anyone, but after she gave them a couple of whacks with her Dooka Dooka stick, they were terrified of her. By the time she was 3 she was the queen of the Dooka Dookas and they'd eat out of her hand and follow her around, gentle as can be. Yep, she tried that around the same time. It led to a bitter civil war. Her legions of Dooka Dookas verses my Army Of Duckness. After many battles and toddler tantrums, my Army Of Duckness was finally victorious, and as part of my triumph, we killed and ate some of those turkeys for Christmas. And a blessed peace fell over the land. My uncle, when I was 6 or 7, bet me $20 that I couldn't pull a tail feather from the family turkey. I thought it'd be an easy win, and didn't take into account that this was also the uncle who played practical jokes. Turns out, turkeys have muscles around their feather pins and they are very strong, making plucking veeery difficult unless the bird is dead. He was laughing so hard that he was on the ground, literally rolling from boisterous laughter, while I.
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