Hippie Girl I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me That Way Shirt
My sister was Hippie Girl I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me That Way Shirt always afraid of them but one day when she was around 12 she decided she would try to be friendly and when walking by the rooster said "hello". He was on the fence at the time and jumped down, ran over and grabbed her leg really hard tearing her pants. She ran into the house crying and yelled "See I told you it hated me!" Those of you who volunteered to be injected with Turkey DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you, fighting an army of turkey-men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line: you’ll know when the test starts. I'm Canadian. We have droves of geese here. I'd do the same thing to a turkey I'd do to a goose that forgets I'm at the top of the food chain. Yell aggressively and kick the shit out of it. One tried to attack me once when I was fishing, so I gave him a lesson(yelled and kicked him back, I don't kill shit. Geese are assholes but they're still beautiful and deserve to live as much as me. But if he starts shit imma finish it.). when we worked at the office we had a flock? of them that live on the grounds. they know when we are coming.
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