All I Need Today Is A Little Bit Of Huskers And A Whole Lot Of Jesus Shirt
Then would come the All I Need Today Is A Little Bit Of Huskers And A Whole Lot Of Jesus Shirt MOAPC, Mother of All Press Conferences. I'd answer a few questions about how and where I found and captured said beasty and then. I would also hire a couple more lawyers to keep their eyes on the initial lawyer. I'd auction off naming and sponsorship rights. I imagine Purina would pay pretty well to be the official purveyor of "Bigfoot Chow" and I'm sure that Nike or Adidas would want a part of the action as well. I'd organize a multi-city tour and charge $2284.29 per ticket to see The Beasty! After a couple of years when the newness and novelty wore off and he wasn't quite the financial draw he had once been, I'd contact all of the leading arms manufacturers and hold an auction for "Rights" to say that THEIR rifle or pistol or bazooka was "The Gun That Killed Bigfoot." Then I would contact all of those rich prima donnas who pay for canned hunts and I would then auction off the rights for them to be able to say that THEY were the one who appeared on PPV and "Killed the Bigfoot." So since you asked, that's pretty much what I would do if I captured a Bigfoot, but as always, your mileage may vary.the vet or maybe the person who catches stray people. this is pretty unlikely to happen cause if bigfoot has a passport he must be pretty chill then. Which bigfoot?
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