Funny Bigfoot Fishing Shirt
If I actually Funny Bigfoot Fishing Shirt caught Bigfoot.... Like others have said in the post, calling 911, animal control, or like any kind of government agency is likely to result in Bigfoot getting shot. My first thought instead would be to google the biology/zoology department at the closest major university, and see who would be willing to come into the field to potentially identify a new species. I would probably not mention Bigfoot, because there is zero chance they would take you seriously after that, but I figure an academic who does field work is probably most likely to have the connections to handle the situation without fucking it up. Go with chimp. A chimp is a lot more likely to get someone sent over due to there being a lot more chimps because there are in the USA than gorillas due to being circus animals, pets, wildlife refugees and zoos, This is exactly what I was thinking too. I would also try to document it as best as I could before they got there, just in case they try to disappear with it. Calling a few different people should also help ensure they keep things legit as they would likely have to come to an agreement and be more democratic than just giving one person exclusive access.
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